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    Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

    i nominate this episode for the "zero punctuation episode with fewest limbs" award. i think it's got a good chance.
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    Are most gamers into metal music?

    Like you I listen to absolutely everything - metal, hardcore, classical, jazz, hip hop, electronic music, avant-garde, noise, etc etc etc. I'd say metal is where my heart lies though. I listen to the pretty extreme stuff - Mumakil, Magrudergrind, Daughters, Fellsilent, etc. Pretty much the...
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    Why do people think English is the hardest language to learn?

    All my friends from other countries have told me that English is spectacularly easy to learn compared to other languages. I would say that Finnish, Icelandic or Dutch would be the hardest to learn. I only know a bit of each, but I know that it's fucking difficult.
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    Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

    Suda 51, as much as I enjoyed both NMH games to some extent, will never top Killer 7.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2010

    I'm going to give you some reasons as to why comedy and music don't mix very well, and why Rebecca Mayes fails at what she tries to do. The problem with musical comedy is that it usually boils down to watering down both art forms. In any type of music, if you choose to bring any instrument to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

    LITTLE YAHTZEE
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    I've made it clear that I love death metal, but this thing about it being "philosophical" or at least more so than any other genre is kinda horseshit. "This song is philosophical because it says that society sucks". That's not philosophical, that's bullshit you get in Green Day songs. Nihilism...
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    Not death metal, but an amazing band. Devin Townsend is a genius.
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    Classic rock and blues don't have repetitive drumming and uninteresting guitar playing? I think death metal guitar parts are usually great. Most blues and classic rock sounds dull and repetitive, whilst death metal is all about creating excitement.
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    Why do you need to be able to hear the lyrics? Lyrics are probably the least important part of the music. More people need to think of vocals as just another instrument like a guitar or drums or whatever. I can listen to instrumental music or music where the lyrics are indecipherable if it's...
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    And I suppose that AC/DC should be heralded as musical geniuses?
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    Poll: Thoughts on Death Metal.....

    I'm not a huge classification fan, but most of you couldn't be more wrong about death metal. Opeth are not death metal. Children of Bodom are not death metal. Also, the people who only like death metal with "awesome guitar solos" can get to fuck. Guitar solos are for egotistical cunts. Death...
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    Poll: Girlfriends: Are they worth the effort?

    Fuck no, my girlfriend is a *****. EDIT: I should clarify my situation. My girlfriend and I have had an on off relationship for about seven years, with other people coming in and out in between for each of us. Basically she completely fucked me over a lot of times and I went all emo about it...