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"Well, that's just your opinion." AND I'VE PUT A GOOD DEAL OF EFFORT INTO EXPLAINING WHY IT IS MORE VALID THAN YOURS. Did you think I read my beliefs off of fortune cookies? I have them for a reason. Of course it's an opinion (unless we're discussing something that's been scientifically...

To both Christianity and Coke: just because you're well-known doesn't mean you're well-liked. I can see why people would want to invest some time and energy to bring you around to their point of view. I mean, this group of people has started wars that have cost countless lives and driven...

Best of luck. I just took it and hope it helps. You sound you have quite the interesting class. Edited to add: I AM a temp, but my typing skills aren't up to scratch. Why couldn't it test me on spreadsheets or something?!

I remember asking the same thing about women's Go tournaments. A friend suggested that maybe they were necessary to cultivate female players who would otherwise be turned away by the male dominated game. He later said he was bullshitting. It sounded convincing at first, but it was still...

When I first got into Magic Online, I became so addicted my bank thought my identity had been stolen. "We see a lot of small transactions going a single seller at odd times of the week..." I had to quit cold turkey for a while. But before and after I reined it in, I leaned towards...

I'm happy being single, but I tend to drift so far towards the introverted side of things that people tend to worry about me. I'd say the people who say they need to be in an relationship are more unhealthy. Also, past experiences shouldn't dampen your perception of all relationships. OP, if...

I would respond to this in the same way my mother responded whenever me or my siblings asked why she loved one of us more. "I love all of you in different ways. I love dogs because they are loyal and and faithful, I love kittens because they are cute and clever, and I love chickens because...

Mine's just a pun I put too much thought into. I usually need to parentheses since most sites won't allow me to include brackets. I'd prefer [sic] humor.

"Is this morally bad?" Well, yeah, a little bit. I hope real combat doesn't reinforce your (slightly juvenile) impression of how enjoyable killing. Actually, I'd rather there not be combat in the first place. And I'd be more disturbed if you kept that attitude after being in actual...

Let me agree with the previous poster who said 2001: A Space Odyssey. Maybe it doesn't speak well of me or my attention span, but I could only get an hour into the movie before being bored out of my skull. I still acknowledge that it was a great movie, but I certainly didn't like it...

I read a feminist blog post not too long ago that pointed out how completely "Mary Sue"-like Batman is, and I can't help but agree a little. He's a martial artist, a brilliant inventor and business executive, the world's greatest detective, a handsome playboy who attracts women with his...

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -- Will Rogers

Hmm...probably Lawful Neutral. I don't bother people who don't bother me. I'm quite content in my own orderly little world, and while I don't agree with all rules, I agree that there should be rules. I used to think it was a boring alignment, but it suits me.

Nigh Omnipotence, sweet! To put it simply..."ALL YOUR POWERS ARE BELONG TO ME." But really, this would make me a living god. It almost feels like cheating...

I remember reading a book as a kid called Hidden Talents about a kid with the ability to say just the right thing to piss other people off (though eventually he learns how to work it in reverse). I could see myself doing that. Coupled with some poor impulse control, this could make for some...