Recent content by Sideromelane

I don't need to breathe on Mars, I sent my Android to bring me back 400 tons of martian soil and that little rover bot. Because Androids can do that. And they can run Angry Birds too, I just need to download it now you reviewed it for me.

Surfing the burning wreckage of a starship across the sky, -shooting down alien invaders with a nuclear handgun as I go- towards an oncoming city shattering warhead set on course for [Capital City Here] in order to headbutt it into disarming or exploding in the upper atmosphere instead.

I had to register, just to bring a real world example to this thread. I was beaten as a child. Not only for misdemeanors, but for not shutting doors quietly enough, playing with legos too loud or reading too much. I was thrown down stairs for refusing to toss out school science books from...