YOU FOOLS! DO YOU NOT SEE!? HALF LIFE THREE, PORTAL THREE, LEFT 4 DEAD THREE! IT IS A THREE BANANZA! WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. THEY SHALL RELEASE IT ON MARCH THIRD, THREE-THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED... Wait for it... AND THREE!! THE PLAN OF THREES, THE TRI-FORCE! THE THREE AMIGOS. THE THREE...