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    Zero Punctuation: Too Human

    I thought he underlined the absolute 'suck' of this game very well, thank god for reviewers integrity! I barely made it three hours into the game before I quit. I award Too Human 'Worst Game I've Played this Year'.
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    Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed

    I would have to agree that I would not call AC bad, but I wouldn't call it great either, it's just OK, fine, good. Nothing special but it's a game that you can play and not rip your eyes out while doing so.
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    Games that disappointed you

    Guild Wars; I just thought it would be better. The whole 'personal adventure' thing REALLY threw me off. Neverwinter Nights 2; Huge letdown to be frank. Stronghold 2; I couldn't fit all the bad things in here.
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    Gimmicks are hurting games

    Better graphics cost more, and thus cut the length of the game. Gimmicks is basically just another word for 'feature' only signifying that you don't like it too much. If they could take all the best gimmicks and smash them into one big giant game of awesomeness maybe they would be worth...
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    Poll: Who likes Radiohead?!

    Meh
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    Poll: Too easy..

    Are modern games to easy? No, not really. The reason they put in a difficulty setting is so that people who think it's too easy can get up and make the game interesting. Some modern games are hard, some are easy. It really comes down to how much effort you put into playing that judges the games...
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    Zero Punctuation: Clive Barker's Jericho

    That review is the reason I get out of bed on Wednesdays. Great job Yahtzee.
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    Take The Escapist Survey, Win Some Stuff

    Survey complete. Enjoy all the precious data I sent you :P
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    Zero Punctuation: Zelda Phantom Hourglass

    Dude, your my favorite game reviewer! YOU ROCK!