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    (insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

    Drake was slain by his own pride... of lions.
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    Granted. God exists, but abandoned us ages ago. I wish for the technological singularity.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ No, dirt farmer. < *lights a menthol* V Menthol?
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    Granted, but your preferences immediately shift so that everything suddenly isn't brilliant. I wish for a bottle of 500 mg vicodin.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ People stomping upstairs. Sounds like a stampede of trolls and I'm becoming annoyed to say the least. < Is drinking Smirnoff. V What was the last thing you drank?
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ Colorado will always be my home, so Go Broncos! < Often finds it difficult to finish a novel by the halfway point, regardless how good the story. V Same problem?
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    (Nooo, Gary Oldman! I thought what we had was special!) Granted. But the entry pad is somewhere on Mars. I wish mankind had a Mars colony already.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ Good luck! ^_^ < Had to cancel a morning appointment today. V Feels like a slacker when they have to cancel?
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    (insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

    Drake died of a dragon stroke, shy of his 2,000th birthday.
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    Granted. They are the size of electrons. I wish I lived in a castle in Romania.
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    Answer everything with a question

    Why'd he do that?
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    (But no slave Leia bikini for you) Granted, but the tacos are bland as heck. I wish for Coke and rum.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ Sure I can. I might feel awkward doing so, depending. < Bedroom's getting chilly. V Has a space heater?
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    Granted. All difficulties are now stupidly simple. I wish Disney would buy Google.
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ Panthers need love, too! < Had a lazy day. V *waves*
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