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Dwarf fortress: magma

It's probably Microsoft flight simulator 95, as the box the cd came in is one of the first things I can remember. Although the first game I remember actually playing is some educational game called (translated from Swedish)"math rocket", or some demo for a strategy game.

I was shredding a cheap plastic cup in a lawnmower my friend was pushing and accidentally put my fingers a bit too close to the blades. Luckily I still have all of them left.

After fiddling with this for a while this conversation occurred: ... Cleverbot: A relative of mine, Jack, passed away recently. I think you can find him. Me: I beg your pardon? Cleverbot: Are you evil? Me: What the fuck mate? Cleverbot: Don't use that kind of language here. ... Also...

I had one, it got stolen, thus no DS.

Swedish and Finnish. My fathers parents moved here from Finland, and my mothers side is Swedish. I'm sure this goes back a fair amount of generations. My fathers family tree apparently stretches back to some guy who died in the battle of Lund.

Is there anyone in the beta that wants to be my friend? ...in other words, send me a beta key goddammit! :P

Singin' in the rain.

I'm using xp at the moment, planning to switch to Linux and have windows 7 on a separate partition to play games on. Or just use Wine or whatever.

If it's a multiplayer game, it's cheating if it grants an unfair advantage easily. If it's singleplayer then it's a legitimate strategy, or at the very least acceptable for whatever you are attempting to do. It's the only way I've been able to beat Baldur's gate 1...

They use morale instead of hp? Haven't played it very much so I don't remember. Still, it's a bad sign if people get demoralized by hearing you play a lute or something. And if they simply used the word moral instead of hp it would imply other strangeness as well. The orc swings his greataxe at...

One of the few things I remember from this game is that I laughed the first time I saw the hobbit walking animation. Also, bards can apparently play/sing so badly that the enemies that hear them take damage.

I must admit that I was a bit sceptical to the premise, but this was quite entertaining. 100xp to you.

Lets see... Champion wrestlers? Weapon traps loaded with piercing weapons? Alternatively a cage trap so you can tame it. Magma trap? Atom smasher? Drowning trap? Carp? Hidden fun stuff? Five years worth of cats to distract it while crossbowmen take care of it? Leftover goblins? An...

All hail Armok, God of Blood!