Recent content by Sir Lewis Hazard

Named mine Cerberus.

I LOVED Disturbia! Bum bum bee dum, bum bum bee-dum bum... Oops, sorry, wrong "Disturbia." Great review. Never actually seen the movie, and now, I probably won't waste a couple of hours of my life on this butchering of one of Hitchcock's finest.

Well... Other than my name changing to Lewis, nothing much. I'm already quite hazardous.

I came here one day at work when I was bored. And, honestly, I stayed here in the beginning for Doomsday Arcade. At first I thought ZP was like a cartoon review thing. Turns out I was right, but nonetheless, when I watched it, it was a very good show. Would I be on the Escapist if Zero...

Yeah, I know people like this. What happens/happened to you defines who you are, not what location on the globe minuscule parts of your genetic structure come from. And... REUNITE PANGEA.

When? Never.

The other day, I tried to buy Bioshock (I was feeling bored with my stunning lack of FPSs) and I was turned down for being 16. Thankfully, I turn 17 on the 29th, so guess what the first thing I'll do is when I turn 17... But, yes, the ESRB is a bit useless in the places that just sell the...

I'd have to say Bionic Commando, just because of all the "hand" and "arm" puns.

Lots and lots of clothes... I work in a drycleaners.

Reel Big Fish's "Our Live Album is Better Than Your Live Album" complete with DVD.