Recent content by Sir Thomas Sean Connery

Actually this is very true, Winston is a fantastic D.Va counter for two reasons. First, yes, you ignore her defense matrix, but second and more importantly is the bubble shield. Since D.Va moves at a snails pace when she's firing, you drop the bubble forcing her to either burn through it very...

This so hard. Zenyatta is a beast character when played correctly. He lets teams bring down tanks in seconds, can kill most things himself extremely quickly and his ult has finished more objectives than I can count. Global indicator for the Discord Orb would be neat tho.

Have you played literally any Call of Duty, Medal of Honor or Battlefield single player campaign in the last 5 years? Infinite is unquestionably overrated, but it's not really even bad, let alone worst AAA shooter ever.

Alright, so not a lot to go on here, but it's my last hope. -Driving game -3rd person -Early/Mid 2000s or earlier -Cars had guns -There was a purple shuriken gun that shot a 3 spread -Sort of looked like Hot Wheels Open to suggestions, I can't remember anything else.

100% jumping on the "Hardcore Henry is awesome and Marter is a dumb poopyface" bandwagon. Sometimes I agree with the reviews, but the critics have generally been dead wrong on this one. Henry is just a damn joyride all the way through. It's like the church scene in Kingsmen extended to an...

The attack was known as the Bittersweet Symphony Barrage. And it was amazing.

Yeah, remember when The Escapist community voted Skyrim the Greatest Game of All Time? That was a dumb thing that happened. Recent games are fresh and haven't been analyzed properly yet, so they win stuff and give us all something we can look back on and laugh at in a few years time.

Y'know, before I read this, I didn't think I was that big of a Tremors fan. I like them, sure, but the level of joy this brings me is surprising. Though now that I think about it, I like all the movies, yes even 4 and 5, and I adore the show, so hell yeah more Tremors! Also there's no way...

This name only makes me think of one thing: Cmon, Linkle? Lincler? It's uncanny. This is nothing new though. Nintendo has no understanding of reality or things that makes sense. I mean, they named their console after pissing ffs.

I hate to be that guy, but this is looking pretty bad. Basically, if this is how it seems, the game will be significantly less of an RPG than its predecessors. Unless they set up a perk system where you have to take proficiency perks to be able to use or be good with certain things, every...

I'm glad Michael Ealy is good, but damn, that guy deserves better. And by better I mean a second season of Almost Human. Can we just have that? Cause that'd be cool.

Look, this all looks great. Really, it does. Red Dawn is one of my favorite movies ever, this gameplay seems solid and I like the idea of a revolutionary-type game where you actually have to be sneaky and careful as opposed to the Red Faction Guerrilla mindset of smacking the occupiers with a...

I put 50 hours into Dragonfall in about 3 days and I am so fucking hype for this. Considering how much the devs and writers improved from Returns to Dragonfall, this should be even better.

I'm looking so forward to just chilling with this game. Even if the more involved gameplay and combat and whatnot isn't any good, I can see myself spending hours just cruising around planets. Like a space meditation game.

I like to imagine the creation of this show went something like this; Escapist: Yahtzee, we need more content, want to do another show? Yahtzee: ...Yeah, alright. Escapist: Excellent. We're open to idea of what it might be. Yahtzee: How about I go into MS Paint and draw on video game box...