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mine depends on who I'm fighting. If I'm fighting goblins for example: TONIGHT I SPICE MY MEAT WITH GOBLIN BLOOD!!!!!!!

Wait... You can't like games AND girls at the same time? THEN HOW THE HELL DID I HAVE SEX WHILE PLAYING HALO ON LEGENDARY??? (before you ask: I don't do so well at the game.)

Or button mash!

MY first Decree bans all female clothing! nah that's boring... sexy but boring ummm... probably That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death and that everyone in the world must do their best to make the world a better place regardless of...

uh guys? why hasn't anyone said this yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAxiGZKpGQ

if you take in every doomsday theory? 60

Well i was trying to say that i don't do BOTH poorly, just the game. but yeah if someone can play starcraft well while having sex then hat's off to that guy!

speak for yourself there man. Both me and my girlfriend like video games and we were on the couch one night... anyway, my character died about five mins in but i wasn't really focusing on the game at that point...

mechanixis you hit the nail on the head. Nothing works. Why? It's human nature. There will always be someone taking advantage of the system. Communism was a failure because it was too easy for people in power to take advantage. Capitalism fails because everyone can take advantage of the...

okay... any that would actually work? (no offense intended!)

You got a better idea?

THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!

YES!!! time travel, indestructible, able to escape the gravity of a black hole, contains the power of the time vortex? HELL TO THE YES! and it's bigger on the inside! for all my enemies know, i crammed a dreadnought in there!

The tank.. "You will become the tank..." UP YOURS BILL!!!!

Spiders!!!! they are proof that god is up there... and that he likes to see us all suffer.