Recent content by skithemadrussian

Watch any episode of CSI: Miami. Drink if the lead character (Horatio) does any of the following: - Tilts his head to one side for longer than 3 seconds - Takes off his shades - Makes a dramatic pause while talking Guaranteed drunk every episode

I used to feel embarrassed at first... now my thinking changed to the opposite. Its usually the cashier that's the most embarrassed and it provides me with unlimited amusement. Nowadays I just buy condoms with whatever else miscellaneous things I need. Last time this elderly lady was at the...

Well, in brazilian jiu-jitsu the proper name for the rear naked choke you're describing is Mata Leon, "the Lion Tamer". If it takes name from a giant feline, I don't see why it can't be adapted to an ursine. Good luck getting on his back, though. If he rolls once you're pretty much resigned to...

You're all wrong. It's Megadeth - She Wolf live performance. Half of the song is a solo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKmyu-wA3cY& Listen and tell me that's not the winner