Recent content by Slate Paker

Booch, can mean anything and eveything. Slooch, I have no fucking idea

The first time I saw Star Wars (I was like 5-6), I bawled my fucking eyes out when Darth Vader died. No really, it was that sad.

Annnnnnnd my curiosity is now sparked. Care to explain the plot in a brief summary?

Well I live near Malibu... so take your pick >.>

Hide in the corner of a room with some people, each wielding a high caliber weapon. Anything comes through the door, blow it to hell.

Thx for the info, but as for the reasons i want to take them, im looking for a good workout, and something i can continue to do for a while. Im not planning to beat the shit out of ppl, though i would like to be prepared in a fight in case it comes my way. ive had some pretty close calls recently.

I just want some fresh input on the matter. I cant exactly respond to wikipedia anyway. and as for Judo.... its already crossed my mind.

Yeah im leaning more towards muay thai atm

I have been wanting to train in a martial art for a while now and I am stuck between taking Muay Thai and Krav Maga. I really need help deciding, and if somebody could explain the core differences, that would be helpful as well. I want something that I can defend myself with, but also be...

Diablo 2, you don't even need a fucking keyboard if you dont want to use one.

Pffffft, I beat that on legendary using only my butthole. No really, it was that easy.

Hmmm, chips, cereal, or goldfish... Yes, my soul is a fatass... But if I had to choose something to drink it would be milk. Chocolate flavored if possible.

hmmm, sleeping pillz? or u can try to make a hole through your chest by rubbing it with your finger. Not sure how that would help but it sure will waste time.

I wear the carcass of the most recent animal (including human) that I have killed.

I could not agree more...