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The trick to learning a martial art, specifically in selecting a style, is to make your decision based on the teacher. I have studied various martial arts for the past sixteen years, and what I have found is that a good teacher can take a style that would not necessarily be your first choice...

i'm partial to Bokononism from Cat's Cradle, and the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent from Sirens of Titan. Rest in peace, Kurt Vonnegut, you glorious sonuva-.

I hope the accuser gets expelled for involving the school in a frivolous lawsuit. Pointlessly-litigious rich people are the scum of the Earth. They occupy precious court time for compensation that they neither need nor deserve. I wish only the worst upon the accuser and her family.

I actually like the ending for the same reason that so many hate it: that no matter what you do, even if you spent 100 hours in the game, some ends are simply unavoidable. They wait for us around every pass and corner. We assume that because our choices have consequences, that our consequences...

Medical Science to the rescue: UNCIRCUMCISED PENISES ARE LESS HYGIENIC.

Yes. And then he gets fat and is reduced to being the Priceline spokesman.

Well, in a fight, Deadpool would just pop ahead to the panel in which Deathstroke reveals his weakness, then pop back and kill him with his own word bubble. So... DEADPOOL ALL THE WAY!

Skyrim has enough in it to make three games, so I'm going to recommend it three times. Also, I haven't played Human Revolution yet (...money...), but it looks awesome.

Barrowman wins at the world.

I have an idea: take those radical changes, and make a different game. Something new, rather than a sequel, neh?

EXACTLY! I'm a vegetarian volunteer for animal shelters, and every time people say that these dingbats represent my movement, I cringe. I support being a good person. Not being a dick to get attention.

PETA, in my mind, is not truly an animal rights group. Rather, they do a very real and very active harm to the cause-- they make it look ridiculous. Their antics turn off people who might otherwise be very sympathetic to such a basic thing as treating animals with respect. Every time PETA...

Much to my shame, I have watched it. Much to my greater shame, I enjoyed it. Shame spiiiiiiraaaaaaaalllll.

Green Arrow. It's like the people at DC just looked at each other one day and said "We should make Batman again, but not as a Batman-Batman. Instead, he'll be a liberal-democrat-Robin-Hood-Batman. And he'll run a soup kitchen."

Don't even joke like that. I almost crapped myself reading the name of the thread-- i didnt see the "what if," and thought for a second you'd gotten an advanced copy.