Recent content by SmartyShorts

Sexy male hookers please. ;) Frankly, smoking is just like every other life choice you can possibly make. If I woke up one morning and said "I'm gonna shave my head bald today," I'm the one who will get laughed at for being the bald girl. You've decided to smoke, so who's to say you won't...

I have to respectfully disagree. He's not being locked up because of his comment or the video. They're clearly trying to keep a loony off the streets. It's one thing to write a creepypasta or something about a person getting hit by a train and it accidentally being associated with the teenager's...

I snort cocaine at parties for the camaraderie. :P You know what? It's your body. It's one thing to walk into my house and smoke (I'm very sick so it's not the best idea to inhale anything bad) but you can do whatever the heck you want in your own house or outside. Don't let anyone stop you...

This. Women like to play. We take things literally, mess them up and then throw them back at you so you get confused. If you want to avoid the friend zone you have to watch your words carefully, because in girl language "let's hang out" practically screams friendship. The best vocabulary you...

I hear way too many stories about kids finding their parents guns and getting shot. Guns are for cops and people who register for them. If we gave everyone guns so many people would get shot. You can't hand guns to everyone that asks for one. Look at the Arizona shooting a while ago if you need...

That depends. Will you stay in the kitchen unless called for? If we ask for sandwiches will you provide them?

My family has a rather odd tradition of celebrating after people die. It's not like a "ding dong the witch is dead" type of thing, we just believe that we should celebrate a person's life instead of mourn their death. It takes more time to live then it does to die. When I was a kid four of my...

I got 40 meters once, but this time just 2.6. It is really really infuriating.

I think so. I'm 17 and they always ask me for my driver's license.

Do you have a wireless keyboard? If yes, then you probably just have to replace the batteries. Happens to me every now and then too.

I went to watch a miniature Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in some random kid's backyard and then I left to go home and watch Friday Night Smackdown.

Everybody has some kind of OCD tendency. If someone doesn't text me back for most of the day I just have to call them. Even if I know they're busy. In fact, if you're not obsessive over at least one thing then you probably aren't normal. And it does seem like you're facing a negative set of...

Yeah what's going to happen to all of our "happy birthday" wall posts? If you're willing to post personal information on a website, then you should be prepared for the risks involved. Simple as that. Do I think Anonymous can bring the site down? Who can say for sure. Ultimately, I think the...

Marriage is something that happens when you're sure you want it to. If you're 19 and you've found the person you want to be with forever, then by all means, get married. If you want to stabilize your life first, wait until you're a few years into a steady career. Every relationship is different...

High school was amazing for me. My number one piece of advice to you is to try everything and regret nothing. Freshman year I did chorus, softball and creative writing. I found my niche in the latter and now I want to make a journalism career out of it. Also, don't go into high school with a...