Recent content by SmokingMirrors

Make certain all of my friends and family can live the rest of their lives peacefully.

Unless these supposed invaders were one-dimensional baby murdering psychotics (which in that case i'd just leave the country once the dusts settled) I propably wouldn't give a hoot. We've been invaded so many times you could call it a routine, and besides, if they treat us fairly I don't see why...

So no one would object to Gordon Freeman being played by... Morgan Freeman~? All kidding aside I thought Idris did a great job playing his part but DESPITE this I still think they could've chosen another member of the pantheon for him to play that wasn't oh so ironically titled "The white...

Eh, i've never taken issue with those who'd seek to claim gaming as their way of life. I just get irritated by the ones who claim its a sport. Its not. No matter how good your memory or how swift your twitch reflexes might be, you're not an athlete. Thats like me claiming I am because I partake...

Criminally underrated.

Cripes, Big Ben's coming right at me! AAAAAA--

Name: Laurent Cobbs Weapon: USP Match Attire: Stretchy Blue Jeans (HULK - 2003) Specialty: Burliness Catchphrase: "Do take care now!" Most excellent~

On what evidence would you base the claim that people apparently despise this game for its setting? There's been plenty a franchises that were loved by the masses wherein the scenario takes place on american soil, one very good example of this being Fallout. Personally I wouldn't judge a game to...

Having Isaac Clarke be a silent protagonist in one game, and suddenly decide to talk in the sequel. You don't do that. You just don't. Its like having Gordon Freeman speak in the third installment after having not spoken a word up until this point.

Settlers: Heritage of Kings, and Stronghold Legends. I'm a sucker for Real-Time Strategy.

Despite finding this immensely amusing I consider it wasted on something like Dead Space 2... and before anyone makes any assumptions and decides to start sharpening their farm implements for use on my face, allow me to preemptively state that I did in fact enjoy its predecessor. But not...

Apologies but I must admit that I find your arguement to be somewhat flawed. Because if what you say were to be true, then in essence there could've never BEEN a tyrannical government in all of human history. They'd never have gotten off the ground if their militaries were as humanitarian as...

I hear its the most eco-friendly vehicle on the market in Microscopica.

The Borg... I kid. On a more serious note, i'd say these fellers;

Thirteen, with a boy.