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    Most annoying AI in a game

    Most annoying AI? The Starcraft computer. No matter what you did in that game, the AI was always one step ahead of you. Build up your Zealots? A fleet of Vultures attacks. Set up a missile turret defense? Hello, hydralisks. You've researched weapons level two? Oh, well the AI is at level six...
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    Your best gaming moment.

    In Final Fantasy 9, I'm fighting the second to last boss, Trance Kuja. I don't remember what attack he uses, but it kills three of my party. Steiner's the only one left alive, and as he lays down his last attack with maybe 100/5500 HP and 2 MP left, Kuja dies. Also, in the original Halo, I...
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    What's the best advice you've ever recieved?

    "Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians." If this...
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    The RPG Trio, is the agility character gimp?

    That sounds almost nothing like the game I played, and I am suddenly highly interested in another playthrough. I'll agree it was fairly boring, but I figured that was because of the "talk talk fight talk talk" routine that I had going on, e.g. the progression of the game itself, and not how I...
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    The rate the person above yours avatar game.

    7/10 Nice animation. Are those swords or a Stairmaster?
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    Poll: Do you think schools should be able to punish you for things you did outside of school?

    I'll agree with basically everyone in here, and say no, the school should mind its own damn business. However, in response to the first question, it really does depend on whether it was a private or public school. While totally unfair, a private school could, would, and will expel a student...
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    The RPG Trio, is the agility character gimp?

    The Engineer class (omni-tool and tech abilities) is what I meant. I played through it once as a soldier, and then started again as an engineer, and I was either totally worthless or just shooting people like I was still playing a soldier. To refer to my original post, the game was played so...
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    The RPG Trio, is the agility character gimp?

    You bring a very valid point. I was directing my comment mainly towards the recent(ish) strain of single player RPGs and MMORPGs that feel like they were designed for a console. Or were actually designed for a console. Looking at you, Mass Effect.
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    A review of Yatzee's ZP reviews of anything multiplayer

    What's funny about this, at least to me, is that if Yahtzee does decide to review multiplayer, he'll say it's shit because he doesn't like it (and he says that about most things anyway). Then everyone will complain about his poor review. Lose-lose scenario for Yahtzee if he cared about what any...
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    Four Word Game Review

    Borderlands Ammo and money everywhere. Assassin's Creed II Counter with hidden blade. Team Fortress 2 Spy sappin' my sentry! Fallout 3 Oh look, you're irradiated. Grand Theft Auto IV NIKO, IT'S YOUR COUSIN! Half-Life 2 ... ... ... ...
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    The RPG Trio, is the agility character gimp?

    The trend seems to be that in a game based around the stealth/sneaking/agility (e.g. Splinter Cell, Assassin's Creed), games in which you don't have the option to choose to play differently, the agility/stealth guy is ridiculously good. However, in games where you can choose to play with...
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    JESUS CHRIST!

    Fallout 3. Some of those enemies, while not particularly difficult, can be downright sneaky right up until they rape you in the face. Also, ReDeads from Legend of Zelda. Those have always scared the hell out of me.
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    Memorable Game Quotes

    Agree. Also: "My memories will be part of the sky..." The ending of Final Fantasy 9 (well, the whole game really) was awesomely amazing. And, more recently, from a well-known game involving the stabbing of many famous people: Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets..." Maria: "I meant...