Recent content by SoulIsTheGoal

Sentient poop. Seriously.

A friend of mine told me about this campaign before I got my census and it makes me legitimately angry. On one hand the "Jedi Joke" is ten years old. On the other hand it's still funny. I am atheist and I wrote no religion. My friend is atheist and he is putting "Sith Lord". Both, in my eyes...

I'm talking on Skype to someone I met on the Escapist forums RIGHT NOW. My best friend is someone I met on Twitter and one of the people I'm in most regular contact with I met through YouTube. Trufax. I'd like to think I'm a friendly guy : )

It's curious that, for the most part, people have chosen really top quality games which have received a lot of positive reviews. I'm not going to buck this trend at all, Fallout 3 is not something I enjoy at all. I played for 3 hours but it was just so... fiddly and bitty. No real flow, the...

I once saw a man cough up a goldfish. It's either that or touchmywii (which seems to have disappeared from the interwebz)

My two friends I hang out with most at uni are black and brown in skin-tone respectively. I recently found out that Eric Clapton called his two main guitars in the seventies "Blackie" and "Brownie". Since I play guitar guess what I've started calling my two best friends... Seriously, I'm...

Ah, I just know that the Isle of Sheppey has many prisons, hence my guess. How are the Shetland Islands?

Prison Island? Could you mean... Sheppey?

I'm from Didcot, Oxfordshire, England but I currently live and study in Coventry, West Midlands, England. Anyone else from round those parts? *crickets and tumbleweed*

Have you had a 'sexual encounter' (eg. oral sex and whatnot.) I have, yes Have you had sex? Indeed How old were you when you first did? Wanna tell us about your first experience? I was 20. It was with a woman in her early 30's and she came to my student house and stayed there for 3 days...

C'mon guys, Image #2 is very clearly "Don't let Cyclops from the x-men look at your 3DS without his Rose Quartz glasses". We've all done it before, they're just trying to avoid these mistakes happening again.

This game looks so much fun, I can't wait to get my hands on it. After I sell a kidney to afford it. (Dick-tits was in a South Park episode. Season 11, Episode 8.)

Some excellent jokes in this, it does need to develop a bit more but from what's here so far I'm enjoying it.

*points at the first Sonic the Hedgehog then at Final Fantasy XIII* No. No they do not.

If they were tracking each other then Ezio would probably find Bruce Wayne and stick him before anyone knew what was going on. Then escape with a smoke bomb. In almost every other situation I'm tempted to say The Batman. Without gadgets Batman is still one of the best hand-to-hand combatants...