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    Poll: People on the escapist with the same first name as you.

    Cole. There's this guy, Scde, who has my name here. Anyone else?
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    Poll: Would you ever burn a book?

    I once burned Twilight with my friends for a laugh.
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    Poll: What's the state of your Forum Health Meter?

    Hey guys! Hi-five infractions! You all have five infractions too! (i c wat u did thar)
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    I really like you!

    Well-adjusted? HA!
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    Portal 2 - Is it REALLY worth it?

    Depends on how busy you are. Do you think that your family could collapse with a $60 expenditure? If not, then yes. If so . . . you need to re-think your life.
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    Is it possible to be THIS bad at Portal?

    Come on, guys, give her a break. She clearly didn't play the original Portal. . . . or see the dozens of TV trailers advertising Portal 2 that explained the game, or see the billboards that explained the game, or even FUCKING LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET?! WHY IS THIS WOMAN ALIVE?!
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    Poll: I know I'm probably going to hell for this, but...

    As long as there is some consent in the relationship, then yes, an incestual relationship should be legal. However, the should not be allowed to bear children on their own, because SCIENCE has shown that incestual children are very very very often deformed. They can still adopt if they want to.
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    San Francisco considering banning circumcision

    If I started a religion that said that an important part of my religion is that all babies should have half of their left ear cut off at birth, should that be legal? Then why is it that cutting off baby penis skin is legal? Sure, your religion has been around longer and has more members, but...
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    San Francisco considering banning circumcision

    Why was it legal to cut off baby penis skin in the first place?
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    Dog-Fighting Game Pulled from Android Market

    Yes, when people kill people in a video game, that's fine, but when DOGS kill other dogs? DISGUSTING! (Sans sarcasm: Yes, I do believe that making a game where a person kills another person is perfectly moral, and yes, I do believe that real-life dogfighting is immoral. But if you think that...
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    Poll: I have a question. (EDITED)

    Portal. It counts! It's first person, and you shoot at things!
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    one sentence to save your life.

    WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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    Poll: Best Evil A.I.

    I don't think I understand your question, Dave.
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    Poll: Hobby Survey! (Participation needed please Escapists!)

    Under 18, male. I like le cinema :P