Recent content by SpartainHawk

diddy kong in 50 cent blood on the sand. Shit just got real

Counter Strike-When enemy deals more than X amount of damage to you, (X being a percent of your health) automaticlly attack the enemy for double the actual number of damage delt to you. Troll-automaticlly steal X % of every character in the battle, excluding you, and gives the total of HP to...

I would be a Raikou

maybe because pokemon would suck if it was ultra realistic? Also, in the matter regarding phychic v. bug, bugs crawl around on phychics and make them lose their focus. Then the phychic type pokemon blast them with magical powers.

Before other M I would have said Samus but now... OT: a female Salamence. Seriously, don't mess with a giant dragon that can summon meteors relating to dragons and squash you flat.

Well since I killed Articuno in a nuzlocke run; sorry Moltres, Zapdos. I ran into a geodude before it and I wasn't about to break the rules.

A horrible pink blob eats people and becomes them

Because in the anime they're always "Blasting Off Again"

Right now, all I care about is that they finally added random online battle. The Tyrany of Friend Codes is over!

that the level of angst portrayed by a main character is equivalent to playing linkin park at a marilyn manson convention

Half of these posts are either "That water snowman otter thing looks retarded" or "The First generation will always be the best!" Guys, calm the fuck down. These pokemon look fine, you just aren't used to them. And for the people who are complaining about new generations as a whole, Take off the...

Who cares about healthcare when we have illegal immigratino to deal with. Our border between Kanto and Johto is guarded exclusively by one unguared guard. I demand atleast 3 policewomen Jennys and 4 Arcanines to sniff people for drugs. If you know anyone from the Johto region, check to make sure...

"Death by Penguins!" "Interesting ideas, very interesting ideas indeed except for yours, that was dumb and so are you"

I got a Scyther, Ninetails, and Misdreveous... pretty danm accurate I'd say

I love death note (as identified by my avatar) and I think that Zac Efron may do a half decent job as light, but there should not be a live action version of death note (if we go by the script mentioned at the top) As a death note fan, if this movie was made, I would protest it like DragonBall...