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    Find fellow Escapists near you...! The (better, duh) UK version!

    Currently doing AS levels in Bristol
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    What are some of your peculiar turn-offs?

    In England, at least, he could probably be done for pedophilia, and even if he couldn't that's just plain wrong IMO - 12 yr olds aren't mentally developed enough to be dating an 18 yr old. Do her parents know about this? My turn offs are: Being excessively chavvy, being skinnier than they...
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    Have you ever been "disciplined" by your parents?

    When I was <10 I got a slap on the arm/leg/ass if I got too far out of line. Once I was old enough to actually take on board what what was said to me they didn't have to do that any more because scolding me was enough. Will I do it to my kids? Probably, but only if I know I can trust myself...
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    Why havent they made a new mario game

    Because that would suck donkey balls. Mario and Pokémon are *supposed* to be all childish, bright and colourful. Steampunk / WWII versions would just be weird and sucky. Also, can you imagine a nazi with Pokémon? "Go, Farfetch'd! Use Blitzkrieg!"
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    What'd You Call Me?!

    I swear a *lot*, and that tends to work it's way into how I greet people; at the moment I commonly refer to people as 'dickbitch' or 'dickfag', but it changes every few weeks.