My personnal favorite is when you show up to class or whatever late and the teacher asks why you're late you simply say "bettter late than pregnant" if that doesn't get so much as a chuckle from a teacher or student.... well your school is filled with a bunch of humor-less twilight loving dip...
Twilight is a load of shit created from a woman's brain who thinks the "perfect" guy really does exist... but in the form of a pedophiliac vampire who glistens in the sunlight(WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? since when did vampires EVEN GO OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT!!). I was forced to view the movie because...
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