Recent content by SpiderKnives

This review doesn't even begin to hand Burnout Paradise the fucking beating it and everyone involved deserves. No split screen may be the actual goddamn deal breaker, but the lack of variety in course caused by the fact you always drive through the goddamn city, the annoying car collection...

Having gone through Mass Effect a second time, something I rarely do, I've got the tendency to disagree with this review even further. It's touch-and-go, half-arsed, encourages dumbing down of videogames, does wordier games like PST a great injustice and does crappier combat systems like KoTOR...

Well Yahtzee, I've got to say it's time to bid you farewell, just like every reviewer I've faithfully looked up to for a good idea of what's good for gaming. It's not that you've lost your edge. This review is admittedly less funny than most, but it's not like you're not preserving a certain...