Recent content by SpiritCorsair

"Weird Al" Yankovic all the way. Wish he could bring his next tour to Mainland China. :-( I'd go in a heartbeat.

I read the Bible I sneaked into China at least 5 times per week on the bus ride to town. And I steal a peak at the works of C.S. Lewis and Roald Dahl once in a while. :-)

Spaceballs: The Ban in China

*Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room with the Revolver hug*

-1 Princess I drop a ham and cheese sandwich.

+10 autograph collection, -10 hearing I drop 100 Chinese yuan, a Nokia 2600 phone, and a Coke Zero.

Money

Granted... it slows down your browser until it crashes, though. I wish I could post to this thing without getting ninja'd.

Granted. Those angry Aboriginals chasing you with cricket bats want it back, though. I wish I had a new cutting edge mobile phone.

Rain

Solitaire. Didn't want to bog down my slow download with anything else.

"Consider your source." Said a lot by my dad when I got insulted, belittled, and dumped on a lot by my classmates and others around me. Now at last, when I finally see what morons they were, it makes sense.

Titanic -- two thirds soap opera, wishing they'd shut up. Sunk pretty, though. Gone With the Wind -- Saw the theatrical re-release back 'round the turn of the millennium. My take? "Frankly, my dear..." Gotta disagree with you "Citizen Kane" haters out there. Lots of memorable clever...

Would you kindly take part in the North Korean Peasant diet program?

In my defense, you bored me with your longhand. American Idol is still on the air, and you didn't do jack squat to stop it.