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Groundforce the game. That probably exists, actually.

Pacman's the one in the wrong. He breaks into houses, steals all their fruit and takes drugs while he's in there, then he steals keys to break into more houses.

Nigel's father was a great apricot named Micheal. King of all apricots in fact. Unfortunately, Micheal was a terrible tactician and sold all his land to a muller fruit corner yoghurt. Now Nigel is left to play repetitive minigames in order to buy enough rope to pull Micheal out of a hole for...

OTIS. Leave me the hell alone! Zombies are involved!

"Nigel" That's the name of the game. Nigel. You play as a cucumber.

Being a dick in Mass Effect. Like that part on the first mission where you can knock out the paranoid guy. Good times.