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    Nintendo Says You're Playing Kid Icarus: Uprising Wrong

    You're all not playing the game right. Seriously. The controls are incredibly easy to use if you're not a hamfisted giant.
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    Scientists Create Gun That Physically Stops You From Talking

    Or you could try transcranial magnetic stimulation and physically shut down the speech centres of someone's brain. But you know, your terrible idea is great too japan.
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    Where did all the older Escapist users go?

    Because the more you post here the more you realise everyone always posts the same crap every time and hence that this website is boring as hell.
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    Poll: Best Game of 2011 So Far?

    for me? The world ends with you. A significantly older game, that I dismissed at the time because yahtzee trashed it (making points that I now actually consider to be outright false) that turned out to be actually fucking awesome. So thanks for that.
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    Hard as Nails Achievement, Piss Poor Gamerscore Payoff

    Check out cavia inc.'s offerings: Nier has some horribly grindy sidequests needed for achievements (Fuck life in the sands), and if you want all the achievements you have to let the game delete your savefile. But the icing on that company's troll cake is a dreadful game they shat out a while...
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    Elder Scrolls Multiplayer Possible But Unlikely, Says Bethesda Marketing Boss

    Do the groundwork, let modders finish it off.
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    what's your IQ score?

    Hey mods, not that one would ever desire to sound even partially maleffected by the probation, but my previously mentioned statement to the effect of saying my IQ score is irrelevant was actually adding to discussion, you see I was noting the fact that a large proportion of people then proceeded...
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    Cheapest Smash Bros. Brawl Character.

    In a free for all? Ike, simply because he'll steal ALL the kills. He can literally kill by his player tapping aaa.
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    Extra Punctuation: BAFTAs Are Bollocks

    CODBLOPS was an amazing game. No truly, it was the first game i'd ever played that I was bored of before i'd even started, because the only perceptible difference to gameplay from COD4 was the grenade throwing arc.
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    News Flash: Half of Gamers Play in the Living Room

    The primary cause of me getting dried on crap to my anus is trying to catch a legendary. It's not poor sanitation, the RNG just hates me!
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    GeoHot Claims Sony Is Misleading the Courts in PS3 Legal Battle

    I'm totally sure he wouldn't be found guilty based on the evidence that he has clearly been hiding relevant evidence. That would be the derpiest thing he could do.
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    Leaked Microsoft Video Reveals Horrible Future for PC Gaming

    Well yeah it's not ideal, but unless everyone else has failed to notice - Facebook has more users than any game. They're going where the money is, and farmville's a damn gold mine.
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    GeoHot Claims Sony Is Misleading the Courts in PS3 Legal Battle

    You should all know that this legal battle has enormous significance, I for one am of the opinion that corporations already have plenty of power and don't need any extra frankly (Here's looking at you idiots saying "herp derp lets give sony even more money/power which will be abused for more money")
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    Extra Punctuation: Let's Talk About Let's Play

    Check new super mario bros wii, when they were doing world 8. Above all else