Recent content by StarWolf22

I only heard one of my roommate's girls during the actual sex once, while I was putting my clothes away. There were four of us in a room, with two dividing walls. So the setup was our living room type of area, then a wall, then the living space I shared with another roommate, another dividing...

My legs. They're muscular and I love that.

They just need to focus on Twitter and kill the damned thing for the fun of it now.

1. Ability to make anything I touch into a lethal weapon at my will. Downside is, it stays a lethal weapon afterwards. 2. Ability to change diseases, but I cannot change my own diseases. 3. Ability to teleport, but I must be bleeding to teleport.

FIFA 09, when the other team some how goes from Real Salt Lake to being Manchester United in their abilities, being able to counter-attack with ease and stop any offensive advances I make. Or the horrible controls for the game on the Wii. Also, Chris Rolfe's lack of ball control. That just...

Damn. I have a hard enough time just playing Guitar Hero on Expert, and I can't even solve a Rubix Cube. That's amazing.

Beat me to it. I guess my second choice would be to get killed after bringing down a horde of orcs with a sword, only to be betrayed by my former best friend, who just so happens to be a pigeon. It'd be awesome.

Hit The Ground by Zebrahead, right before the short guitar solo. Matty Lewis sings that part so freaking good. It actually sounds like he is hurting. It makes just want to hug him. :3

My Wiimote. It slowly died on me after I raged on it.

My all time favorite game, Banjo-Tooie.

You're a gamer, and your friend is a dumbass for thinking you need to play a FPS to be hardcore, or that he is hardcore for playing FPS.

Phoenix- Zebrahead

Perverted. I'd have to be really uncomfortable with someone to not show how nasty I am.