Recent content by StraightAces

Cel-Shading is extremely sexy, whenever i think cel-shading i think Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge, and when i think Viggo's Revenge i have a warm cozy nestalgic orgasm. XIII was a fantastic game, those cartoony onomatapoieic Pow!'s and Boom! I would love to own a Cel Shaded copy of Conker's...

"You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to." -Jack Nicholson "Oh, yes! fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the white house! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy...

For many years i have pondered over this game's very existence, believing that it may simply be a dream, alas! No. After a quick conversation with a number of highly trained professional unemployed friends i decided that The Summoner has or will be owned by every human being on Earth at least...

Auto Heal is over used these days definitely, nothing worse than people hiding in the shadows until they are pretty again. Bring back the health bar i say! Prefferably my old friend the %! Nothing better than a medium medkit to boost you that 40%...*dribbles*

I shiver at the mention of FFX-2's battle system. The decision to fill the main character slots with annoying female voice actors was horrible. Rikku - Homicidally annoying Yuna - Homicidally boring Pain - The only one without an annoying voice, yet still stupidly annoying. I stopped...

I began Oblivion with the intentions of every young man, to create a pale narcissistic prick who wears black, has black hair, probably black nail varnish and can hit an old lady in the head with a bow and arrow from across the width of the universe. So i went out an intentionally caught...

I started reading the Dune series, though i lost focus, it didn't really grab me unfortunately. Anyone know if the televised version was any good? At the moment i'm reading Monstrous Regiment by Terry Pratchett Aggressor by Andy McNab and numerous DC graphic novels featuring the Joker :D...

Battle for Middle Earth 2 is definitely a good example of a novel/film related game that doesn't thumb screw everything and anything related to the series. I agree with the AI being... bollocks-esque, at times. Especially when it comes to certain units, such as the Mirkwood Archers and the...