Well, dammit, looks like I'd have to kill Truffles then... I guess since you said you'd sell out for 1 billion I can't go any lower than that or else I'll seem heartless and corrupt.
I would probably counter-offer by agreeing to kill my neighbor's little rat-dog for no less than 14 million using the mallet or perhaps 5 million if he offers a quicker method of death. So long as the old man is able to appreciate someone's pain and suffering, who says it has to be mine?
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