Recent content by superpandasauras

I don't see why they should make Link a girl as opposed to playing as Zelda, or a new female character. My problem with Female Link is it's fucking lazy. People (rightfully) complain all the time about how female characters in a lot games are just dudes with tits, and making Link female would...

There's a particular achievement in Halo: Reach called "If They Came to Hear Me Beg". To get this achievement you have to survive a fall that should be fatal by assassinating an Elite. I lost 4 hours of my live trying to get that achievement.

Pro Wrestling, simply because where else would you see someone be suplexed off a ladder, through a table. And, y'know, the Chokeslam. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOaeZqSudL8]

People who get pissed off at me for, ya'know, actually sniping. This is generally only a problem with Call of Duty, but Jesus H. Christ, I would rather be a "pussy ass noob hardscoper" as I've been called, then a sniper who runs everywhere, spins in circles and shoots randomly, and the fucking...

I think it gets weird past 4 years difference, but as long as they're both OK with it then I guess it's aight with me.

Yo, I can't thank you enough for this. If you could send an Adamant Bagon my way that would be appreciated. Nicknamed "Mufasa", and with Pokerus if you could. Trainer name's Caleb.

I don't know if this is what you're looking for, but back when I used to play Halo Reach, I met this gigantic douche in a match, talking about how awesome he and his crew was and how no one could take them down. So, obviously, me and a friend decided to challenge him to a 2v2. Then he beat us...

There's this thing about Tumblr. It's divided multiple ways. About 50% of Tumblr are the Social Justice Warriors, 25% are the crazy ass fangirls who'll ship anything as long as they can get off to it, and the last 25% are level headed people. Of those factions, about 20% of the Social Justice...

Well, the Escapist's own Yahtzee Crowshaw had a discussion on this exact topic on his Youtube channel

I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet. It's the classic "Let's see you do better" argument. You don't need to be a five star chef in order to say food tastes like shit, and you don't need to be a game designer in order to call a game out on it's flaws. Another bad one is "It was good...

Idunno, for me, it'd be a toss up between Kingdom Hearts 2 or Fallout 3.

As a man, I'd play the everloving shit out of this. It sounds amazing!

Mine not only has a Christmas hat, but also CANDY CANES! HUZZAH!

Thank god it's more like KHII's combat system. I never really liked the Command Deck, but I think KHII's system, while flawed, was the best so far.

The Kingdom Hearts series is fantastic, and it's a good time to get into it, with a remake of the first game out currently and KH3 on the horizon. Also, it's on PC, but Super House of Dead Ninjas is a great game which you can either play on Adult Swim for free, or buy it for 10 bucks on Steam...