Recent content by Sycker

He went overboard. But i have a feeling she won't be too keen on ending up in the cells in the future.

The Yorkshire accent means that if anyone on the internet is to understand me, i'll have to use my MASSIVE knowledge of words and Standard English in order to have a conversation.

'Analytical by nature' = No. All kinds of swears = Yes.

OMG FALLOUT 3!!!11 But seriously, if we factor in all the alliances built up on both sides, the US would prevail, but it wouldn't be easy.

Interesting point: With all the money Americans pump into their Army, why do they still find it hard to distinguish between a British soldier and an Iraqi Insurgent, "friendly fire" is just a dressed up term for "a fucking stupid and easily avoided mistake."

A disease-free girl would be nice.

I know quite a bit about Britain's (more specifically England's) history.

It becomes disgusting when they forget to put the hoop in and you see them with a giant hole in their earlobe and it flaps about in the wind.

Yes, when you're 20. Not so much when you're 65.

We put cheese in ours, you seem to place a yellow rubbery plastic material in yours.

When i went on the 4th of July, everything was so dramatically partiotic and historically inaccurate and viewed with rose-tinted glasses that i could help but love the lardy buggers. I think they're strangely endearing. Bless their cotton socks.

I personally enjoyed Monster Hunter, and hearing that the sequel was to be Wii-only pissed me off to be frank. Considering that online play was a big factor in it's fun and joy level and that the PS3 and 360 are the best qualified to deal with this aspect means that i'm still left confused...

Different countires are good at different things. EXPLAINED.

That's a crap theory. I believe it's more to do with what people can relate to. Most people who view comedy i would say are male and so unless a crowd of exceptionally gay men went and saw a female comedian, how could they the relate to a malfunctioning dildo, etc.?

OH HALLO I AM UTALITORIUN