Recent content by Tactician42

If it were merely just the podium I could understand. But the digitally squeakied voice, the uncannily familiar movements, the more than vague similarity in character design.......

I don't have wisdom teeth (not removed, I never had them to begin with.) and on more than one occasion some of my teeth kind of.....disintegrate in the middle and fall apart.

Alright. So there's this guy by the name of Jordan Duchnycz. He believes in some pretty wacko things, and I'll be the first to admit that he's rather charismatic about his absurd ideas. His "Spirit Science" (http://www.esoterictube.com/spirit-science.html) videos are actually starting to gain...

I was in the middle of Bayonetta when some eight year old girl ran by my window on fire. So that stopped me playing it for about an hour while I dealt with that situation.....

Appendix going splodey. In the hospital for a solid month. In that respect, guess I'm gifted. Best medical condition ever: Dentist: "I'm not sure how to tell you this but......you don't have wisdom teeth...." Me: "Thank you random genetic mutation! Whoo!"

Personally, I'm partial to that old fake Dog class. It just looked like it'd be fun. EDIT: Ninja'd by the Croc. Wow.

Infernal Soupbowl with the number one hit single "Demon In My Minestrone".

I need to find the man leading this project and buy that guy a drink.

"You can wax on wax off all you like, I'm still kicking your ass." - Gene God Hand

I'd think out a detailed response but seriously at this point it'd just move this thread into "Triple Tap" territory. So in summary: I liked Zombieland, you're describing a video game, if you're going to stare at someone for more then an hour it's generally a good thing if they're attractive...

Buy a polka cd. Then turn it up to eleven.

I would die a happy man if I could somehow play a sequel to Metal Arms:Glitch in the System.........

*cough* Earthbound *cough*

Name:Snapshot Powers:Able to alter my own perception either faster or slower allowing me to dodge bullets and turn a seven hour wait into a moment or so. Maybe have a sidekick named Freezeframe or something.

I fear not heights or falling......I fear the sudden stop.