Recent content by Tajomaru

Has he done anything worth watching besides "Year one"? Which was more like a Jack Black film. Anyway he kinda sucks, not as much as Keanu Reeves but he does.

He doesn't know fuck-all. He copied The 6th sense from an old "Tales from the crypt" episode, and the rest of his work is simply put, shit. Signs could've been real good though, but water? FUCKING WATER? Oh yeah, Unbreakable was fucking great. But beside that...

There are things out there, either a song, a film, a character, a book, etc. that everyobody seems to be in love with, that you hate. It may turn out to be a full cultural phenomenon which pisses you off even more as you can't find the fucking reason why people are in such awe to an obvious...

Dune series by Frank Herbert Pandora series by Frank Herbert Destination: Void series by Frank Herbert(I'm this man's freakin' fanboy) Everything Sven Hassel Everything Jaroslav Hasek Report to El Greco, The fratricides, Zorba the Greek, The last temptation of Christ, Christ...

Well I'd just quote a classic and hope history remembers me saying it, not him. Or something like: "fuck you man, you ain't got the Jacobs to...". Probably a classic though, much cooler.

-Citizen Kane(didn't, don't wanna) -wizard of Oz -2001: a space odissey is a load of crap, never have, never will -so is Dr Strangelove -mute films(except some Charlie Chaplin works) -any made-for-Oscar movies(Atonement, Revolutionary Road, that shit) -no Lars von Trier or Ingmar Bergman...

Braveheart and Terminator 2 fucked me up emotionally for quite a while. The connection: the hero dies at the end and that just fucks your shit up when you are an easily impressed child.

Oh God, you people are the exact ones that make me feel hopeless and sick of our own nature. My main hope is this guy: http://www.newcriminologist.com/uploads/20091025739.jpg

Well kind of...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AzpHvLWFUM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQY6oN_kT9c And this sick tune from one of my fav cartoons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABWyXKT5qt4

Yes they have. But they have 4 asses and are thus far superior. Damn you Marlon Brando, why did you die before you could create the 4 assed human-ostrich hybrid?

Fremen. I mean you could ride a fucking 300-foot behemoth worm while doing a Sci-Fi version of cocaine. I believe you do not get more awesome than that.

Clint Eastwood. That guy is in his 140's and still kicks ass more than the French have ever since Wellington whooped Napoleon's lilly ass back into exile at Waterloo.

This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pmMpulEQDw You know you have to try to be good but you can't, you're a crappy Bollywood diretcor. So you do the exact opposite, and try to be as bad as it gets, so that you can play it reverse. That is the only reasoning I could come up with. Awesome...

Coppola's Dracula, Shadow of the Vampire, Let the right one in. But Dafoe is the ultimate vampire. He gives me the schrecks everytime I watch him play Count Orlock.

Cross of Iron, Apoclaypse now, The deer hunter. And Aliens. Man, did those pulse rifles kick ass. Too bad Sven Hassel's works don't get a decent film, that would be so god-forsakingly EPIC!