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    You've been caught!

    this was years ago when my brother was like 5-7 but i was cleaning outside his room, and i heard him playing with his toy robots and he was talking for his robots and there was something going on about his (male) robots being pregnant, i was a little weirded out to say the least
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    Best NPC in any game

    hehe has to be an NPC named Gareth in Fable 2, a trip to bowerstone isnt complete with that perverted stalker coming up to me and trying to make me come to bed, his favourite line is "i had seafood earlier, you know what that means...lets find a bed" and he seriously follows me around...
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    funniest thing you ever heard an enemy say during gameplay

    i was playing Avatar on the Wii a few weeks ago, and i was sneaking around the fire nation base, and the guards were having funny conversations 2 that were really good were "you heat the milk up before adding the eggs, and there you have it, fluffy omelettes every time" "wow, you're skills...
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    Your most funniest kill in any game?

    lol my brother was playing some online game Age of Chivalry i think, and he was getting thouroughly whooped, he was backing up with this guy running at him sword waving, and my brother somehow pulled his crossbow out and shot the other in the head, just as the other was about to land the killing...