Recent content by Tarkovsky

I believe in reincarnation. When humans die I believe they turn into fictional characters and and all fictional characters turn into real people. I believe, in a past life I was batman because I'm scared of bunnies. Because, of course bunnies reincarnate into cats and cats reincarnate into...

jeez. i said i'm sorry. no need to bring THE GREATEST DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! into this

Now when you say touchy...

everyone at this videogame website is so profound. did i say profound? HAHAHA sorry, i meant grandiose. uh. did i say grandiose? I mean sorry.

My old chemistry teacher. She's an ugly ass wrinkle monster who had a crush on me. She graded each of my papers by how much it made her want my dick. Averaged a 3.8 in the class!

when i die, i'm gonna have a lot of sex with a lot of virgins. gotta die a certain way tho.

The reason The Godfather is considered a good movie has little to do with whether or not ReservoirAngel was bored by it. I suggest he put his 'thinking cap' on next time he sits in front of the tv and leave his 'hispster opinion cap' in the garbage where it belongs. Hi Forum, my name is...