Recent content by TeacakeWeasel

I apologise for this double post, but I'll use it to say that despite the excess of anatomical description, I stand by my recommendation for Destroyermen.

I'll have to recommend the Destroyermen series by Taylor Anderson - A World War 2 set sci-fi story about the crew of a woefully outdated destroyer who hide from a Japanese Battleship by fleeing into an unnatural squall, only to find themselves taken to an alternate history earth that is...

Max Brooks: "Fast zombies are gay". So THAT'S why they're piling into massive man mountains. All I can say after seeing the trailer is that this cannot end well.

I doubt it if this game will go for the realistic angle, because that would involve the Israeli army handing the Iranian army their arse on a plate topped with cream. And I'm sure this game will have graphics that would put the playstation 1 to shame.

Ah, it's good to see the old EA slowly returning from the dead, the EA that focuses solely on profit margins rather making an interesting game, so when are they going to start outsourcing to other companies in order to make yearly updates?

If you want gamers to prove they have a brain, then really shouldn't both BF3 and MW3 fail miserably and instead players flock to one of the other more interesting shooters coming out soon? (Personally my eyes are set on Metro Last Light)

All these suits are fine and all, but where is the one with bat nipples and bat ass?

"To the archeologist that will inevitably dig up my grave, you are only allowed to take one of my two scapulae."

Oh thank whatever divine entity exists out there! I was worried that I was the only one who actually knew what this was referencing. What's wrong with the community if it doesn't notice the lyrics to Fireman Sam, this is a condition that must be rectified. Power to you, Good Sir!

Isn't asking a man whether he would use a holodeck for porn like asking a fish if he uses water to swim and breath?

It's coming in 2014? DEAR GOD, it's coming sooner then I expected, I'm going to have to rush the construction of my Movie Fallout Shelter. I might have to cut the budget on central plumbing in order to pay for sound proofing and the internet filter, but if that's the only to survive the...

Well, there's already a Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton crossover being made, so I can't think of anything.

On behalf of Australia, I apoligise for Kevin Rudd's ego. lets be thankful the Labour Party stopped him before it reached proportions that could blot out the sun. Also, I apoligise for that terrible chant we always use at sporting events (You know which one).

So what if I were to use imagery like this... which is related to the kaisers rather then the Nazis, is that going to get me banned? because this looks more awsome then any image Hitler could come up with.

Well I personally have never had my name stolen because it's just so special and......wait.... ... those last two syllables......Weasel...............Wea...........YOU BASTARD, you stole the last two syllables in my name. RIGHT, just for that, I'm going to hunt you down and when I find you...