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    Reseachers Call For Less Addictive MMOs

    Telling an MMO makers to make their games less addicting is like telling tobacco companies to make their cigarettes less addicting. Perhaps we can regulate how many puffs the smoker takes; maybe make the cigarette shorter so they'll smoke less; we need to rethink the design of the cigarette so...
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    No Right Answer: America's Greatest Obsession Ever

    Getting shot in the face, stabbed in the back, and/or run over by a vehicle. All of these things are more accepted than an exposed nipple. . . to paraphrase a Squirrel.
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    Modern Warfare Mask Lands French Soldier in Trouble

    Hell, in my opinion, the skeleton face should be a part of the military uniform. How intimidating would it be to see skulls with guns aimed to kill?
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    Kinect Will React to Swearing at Dead Space 3

    This coming from the same guys who tried to run the ad campaign about how "Your Mom Hate's Dead Space 2" I can honestly say I'm not surprised with what they'll do to push people's buttons.
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    NRA Likens Videogames to "the Filthiest Form of Pornography"

    You can't compare Splatterhouse to porno, because I can buy Splatterhouse at Walmart, despite the fact that I can find softcore photos in the game as unlockables. . . I'm just wondering what they're suggesting, because they're giving too much credit to these fantastically "Responsible Gun...
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    Addressing Violence With Social Programs

    I've had this issue affect me on a personal level back when I was having issues in high school. Now, it wasn't a big issue compared to the next guy, and it might go off in a tangent only congruent to this issue but in my state of being, I thought that my behavior, my mental health, would...
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    Here Comes the Virtual Reality Porn for the Oculus Rift

    When technology advances, Porn is one of the industries right behind it. . . just don't bend over.
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    Jimquisition: Jimquisition Awards, Part One

    He didn't add it at the end, so I feel compelled to say it: "Thank God for Him"
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    New Elder Scrolls Online Screens Emerge

    I think I'll follow Yahtzee's view on a game and expect it to be shit. If it's not, then I can at least be surprised when it doesn't make my hard drive want to hurl itself into the closest sharp object around.
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    UK Researcher Wants Parents Arrested for Buying Kids Violent Games

    I've seen this thing happen dozens of times at my local game retailer: An oblivious mom or dad with their little preteen child, and the child points out a game with the gore level of Splatterhouse all over it's M-rating. The parent pays for the game and then gives it to the child, because once...
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    Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

    OOP, looks like those bigots have to ban Nabisco too! They'll starve themselves one cookie at a time.
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    Oh, my mistake, I guess that justifies those murders then. Who cares about Sci/fi children getting killed anyways?
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    "Everyone knows children never die in fantasy stories" *Points to Star Wars: Episode 3, where Anikin kills younglins*
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    Unskippable: Metroid: Other M Part 2

    This was indeed my first glimpse at Other M. . . I can now honestly say that I wish I had some mind soap to wash the horrid memory of this video game away.
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    Todd Howard Tempers Skyrim Expectations

    Maybe Todd Howard is being a bit modest, but I guess will have to find out when November rolls around. From what I've seen so far there is much improvement to be desired, but if the game director doesn't think its as big as it looks then let's hope it's just modesty.