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True crime: streets of L.A. where anytime you walk onto a slope the ground would become invisible and a magical upside-down world was revealed. Incidentally the game was very cheap and I later sold it, thus making it pretty much free. That's my excuse for owning such a piece of crap and I'm...

A spinoff featuring the Rock-it launcher and a garden gnome.

Vampires are fictitious creatures, there doesn't need to be any standard vampire, from which any deviation is denounced as not really a vampire. in fact i think you'll find very few modern stories about them which stick to the whole mythos surrounding them. To be honest my own favourite...

The language barrier is a bit of a non-issue, children in most european countries are taught more than one language, and even if it's a case of people in government not being able to understand each other then there's interpreters, and translators for written documents. I love languages myself...

tee hee, this is a spoof right?

not eating eggs is more being a vegan than a vegetarian. fundamentally i agree with vegetarians, but if they try any of that "you're killing animals" crap on me i'd have to agree and say innit awesome? cows, sheep and pigs are to be honest smelly buggers who i am quite happy to eat. Don't even...

I'm an atheist by creed, but technically a catholic. Catholicism is like the herpes of religion. Once you get it, there's no way you can be anything else. If you convert you're just a lapsed catholic, lose your faith and it's the same thing. For a while i considered getting excommunicated but...

Octopus. I wouldn't need a job. I'd simply catch and eat all of your anthropomorphic personifications. If it didn't have to be an animal which, given the meaning of anthropomorphic personifation, i don't, then i would be Death.

The Sleep Gas Satchel from MGS4. It's a remote detonated sleep gas mine. If you're careful you can stick it to people's arses and then wait for them to go over to some friends and detonate it, taking them all out. Did i mention you can stick it to people's arses?

Hmm. there do seem to be a few series that do live up to the hype though. MGS4 anyone?

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