Recent content by Tekk Man

Because you are LESS Than us, SLAVE!!! Now get back to work shining my boots. :P Joking.

I remembered loving this show and putting up with some SERIOUS criticism from Pokemon wankers who said it was just another pokemon clone. Fuck that noise. This show was NOTHING like Pokemon, its only similarity was that it had monsters owned by kids and the title ended with a Mon. It was a...

BEST. QUOTE! EVARR!!!

Wellllll, according to the Saturday Morning Watchmen, Ozymandias' enemy are the Russians! But really, his true nemesis, the one he will continually lose to, is his alienation from huumanity at large...but that isn't a very imposing figure. So I'll just say Rorschach. Cause he's awesome!

Congratulations! You win the PRIZE!!!!!!!!

It wasn't annoying, but it was disturbing and I didn't nessecarily need to hear it... The icky sound right at the beginning of Fallout 3. I know you're coming out of a vagina at that point, but did we REALLY have to hear that?

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When you've watched Left 4 Head.

What? When did this happen? Is there a new Golden Sun game coming? SEND ME A LINK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

That happens to me ALLLLLLL The time. :P

Okay for the most part everyone's talking about stupid made-up super powers and powers from comedy shows and movies parodying super heroes etc. But what about real super powers? For instance, having abilities like being able to jump really high up in the air...but not having leg muscles or...

when someone mentions getting to a chopper, you think of Arnold second. when free running, you instinctively crouch down for 5 seconds before making large jumps when you scream like a banshee whilst making said jumps when you enter an elevator and expect to hear an amusing exchange of...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.78853#997640 I don't mean to brag, but DID I NOT DARN WELL CALL IT???? :P Sorry. It was a good review. I suspected he'd hate it more, but I guess not. Oh well. There's always next review for me to get my hate fix. :P

You know what...:P No. This doesn't count. This whole poll is rendered completely moot (spelling?). Why? It missed the most annoying character... Steve Burnside from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. ;p like, how do you miss this guy? He almost gets your ass killed several times, his voice acting...

A very well written post, my friend. I always enjoy media that switches up moods like this article; the change from an exerpt of a compelling fantasy epic to teh l33T S3RV3R. Good show.