Recent content by Tellis Argonis

'Charger' type enemies that have only their back or a small weak area that they can take damage from. They also got to have an unpredictable attack pattern, and move very slowly until you get near them, which then they charge. (Most recent of me seeing this is the Beserker demons in Shadow...

Well crap. I forgot that I had posted here before I actually meant to and now I got a warning for low content. I was gonna put a bunch of stuff saying what I went with was enough dexterity to be able to use the black night sword because I had gotten it when I first killed that guy in burgahtown...

Obvious clickbait post is clickbait. I will say this, For the time, it -didn't- look great on console. And I can say this, as I still have it and the means to play it with it's overly long load times. It's because of the hardware limitations of having such a huge world with a looot of interiors...

I don't really acknowledge it in general conversation because PC every dey Bdup e wheey mo mo mo mo smoke But yeh. I normally say EXBAKX WAN or 'that new thing Microsoft made that all those durn kids keep talkin about'

Eh, I use Chrome mainly because there isn't a huge amount of clutter or ADDONS DO YOU NEED ADDONS I THINK YOU NEED ADDONS!!!1! ADDDONS! and the ones that you do end up getting you can just say 'oi I don't want those get those out of here' 'kay' and yeh got em gone. Really the only plugin...

Shadow Warrior 2013 does that exceptionally. However, instead of feeling floaty and not in control, Lo Wang is quick, agile, and even though everyone's all 'the humor is infantile' it's spaced out enough that the wang jokes don't get too old. He also cusses and goes all 'OWWw!' whenever he gets...

Well damn, OKCupid, you wanna try and guilt me into supporting something? Well to hell with you, if I'm supporting something, I'm not gonna be mobbed into it by... I wanna say 'enraged flamers' but that'd be offensive. An angry mob of LGBTs, which sounds like a sandwich. Mmmm... LGBT sandwich...

Originality statistically tanks financially unless you do something simple. It -is- a business. Don't act like it's not a business or berate me for saying it's a business because it's a fuckin business.

Agility puzzles that you -need- to get through in order to progress in a game are bollocks. I'd much much much rather them for be in-game goodies instead of 'You must be graceful like ANTELOPE to pass!' Unless that's the whole focus of the game. But like, if it's like in some survival horror out...

Lol who buys anything in Warframe? It's easy enough to get new weapons in that game, you can get everything in the game without paying a dime for it. It's also got a very very weak PvP aspect to it, it's almost all PvE, and the game pretty much -is- going out to get and make the gear. They also...

I enjoyed watching Ninja Warrior with my dad and laughing at Asians making a fool of themselves on international television. Other than that it was just a channel that didn't have any new, worthwhile content for the longest time and I just stopped watching it. Also, my satellite service provider...

Well, I'll say this; The puzzle in the apartment building in 2 involving the juice box and putting it in the garbage chute? It took me about half an hour to figure that out. I guess that since I wasn't Japanese that it didn't immediately click that's what you're supposed to do. 'This is...