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Meanwhile, I get swallowed by a murloc:

Y'know, Yahtzee is one of the few people I would trust to make an actually scary game. Kudos to you, ya limey.

I'm pretty sure I read something that joked about vocal chord transplantation surgery (maybe XKCD?). I would give up my life savings to have Morgan Freeman's vocal chords. I would consider it to be a superpower. Think about it-- not only would it get you laid, it could solve crises. Cat stuck...

Pretty much any arcade game before home consoles. Joust takes top honors though. I have no idea how one would justify Joust.

Pokemon for sure.