Recent content by The Brocken

Well I guess that means I'm the asshole here.

Derp it's 4:30

Let me guess, "Why am I not surprised a black man didn't read something?" It's kind of funny but we should both feel bad. On topic: I read through the "article" and I could make a case for this being the guy's first piece. First off is the article itself, of course. It's always a nobody who...

I was kind of mad about last week's article, which came off as somewhat unprofessional. It's nice to see a return to form this week.

No, it's more like Arkansas for the South.

I just got another idea: What if they give him the jacket towards the end of the game, a la The Good, the Bad, and The Ugly?

Yes, but what I meant was that Batman and Superman have been around so long no one would dare make a dramatic change. Dante has been around, what, 10 years?

Muay Thai and a bit of Savate.

If you come to the US, don't come to the south. If you have even a hint of an accent, you'll never hear the end of it. I should know, my school hosted a Finnish dude, a Russian girl, and a French guy. EDIT: I just saw how odd this sentence looked.

I don't think it's really fair comparing Dante to characters like Batman and Superman. Batman alone has four TV series, seven movies, and 70+ years of comics; he's a national icon known the world over, same as Superman. Dante has a half-good game series and a shitty anime. It's apples and...

If I want a game, I'll buy it regardless of what he says, but I do take what he says into account. I will, however, avoid games where he brings up certain tropes, such as snipe-happy enemies.

Gay-Lo Reach-Around is actually pretty clever.

I'd have to experiment. When I was still in school, I'd say and do odd things and ask intrusive questions just to see what happens. Having done that as a guy, I'd try it as a chick. A question, though: Would I have to resemble myself? That would probably put a damper on a few things. Edit...

I crack everything; toes, knees, back, neck, you name it. I can even make my knuckles crack just by clenching my fist. Also, if I open my mouth and crack my neck you can hear it from about 20 feet.

I got the Backdrop skill twice.