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    Will you buy Duke Nukem Forever and Why?

    Probably. I want to see how games were in the 90's without having to play games from the 90's. I was born too late for gamings sake.
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    Poll: What is Chell's race?

    I always thought that she was a mix of Caucasian and Hispanic. Certainly not black.
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    What brought you to the Escapist?

    I don't really remember. I'm pretty sure that it was LRR that brought me here. It could also have been my friend telling/ showing me ZP.
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    A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

    I would make them go to every store in my county. Then at my cue, they would all start singing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley. Biggest.Trolling.EvEr!
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    Darkness Sequel Delayed by Rights Issues

    I loved the Darkness. A sequel would be superb. I love me some Estacato.
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    Good ol' Mother Nature

    Well the weather here in Iceland can be pretty fucking random. With it often changing from awesome to not awesome in a manner of minutes.
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    What is your battle cry?

    "WE'LL KILL THEIR FAMILIES, AND RAPE THEIR DOGS!" Or replace We'll with I'll if I'm alone.
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    First thing you do online

    I go on 4chan to check if anything interesting has happened on /r9k/. Then I just do some random surfing.
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    What is the greatest song of all time?

    Black Rose Immortal by Opeth. Hands down, no better song than that. That's my opinion anyway. Which may, or may not, differ from yours.
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    Poll: Your relationship status

    I'm interested, but pursuing. If that makes any sense to you, because it does to me.
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    Poll: Your relationship status

    Single by choice. Why? Because the guys here who are interested in me are either jerks, or just trying to get into my pants. And the guy that I'm interested in is too shy to talk to me. And whenever I talk to him, he comes up with some bogus excuse to go away. And all the girls here are...
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    Brushes With Celebrities You Failed To Realize At The Time

    Well I envy you. I would love to go to a GWAR show and then hangout with the band. OT:Well I met Bruce Dickinson in the international Airport here in Iceland. I wasn't really into Iron Maiden then, but I knew who he was, and I got his autograph, and talk to him for a little while. It must...
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    So everybody hates me, it's my fault and I fully admit it.

    He can be an ass all he wants. He just has to remember to wipe.
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    So everybody hates me, it's my fault and I fully admit it.

    Cookies. Lots and lots of cookies should help your case. My true advice is just to start out small. If you see someone who could use a little help, you be that help. The more people you help, the more people will stop thinking that you're a dick. And stop being a dick. No one likes dicks...
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    Poll: So the Reach Was Good?

    Not I. I didn't really care for it. And I don't really care for it. But I would most likely rank it average if I were to play it, like I did with 1 an 3.