Recent content by The Headcrab Farmer

I'd never ever play any Mass Effect with MaleShep, that guy just drones when he speaks with no god damn emotion what so ever. It was especially hard to finish the first one after playing it for like, 45 hours with Jennifer Hale's amazing voice work first and i fucking love ME 1. Then 2 comes...

It would be this one and as the music progresses, i'd get more and more difficult to fight whilst introducing new elements of fighting. I always envision this as the final boss theme to a fighting/brawling game with the stage in a bar (Crowd sounds included of course, since being the final and...

A locked FPS, few adjustable graphics options. bad optimization and bad transition from controller to M+K gets bad marks in my books. For example, the Syndicate FPS had poor graphics options and whilst id did allow for remappable keys, they only displayed controller buttons in the tutorials and...

You are not alone Dansen, i thought it was the best one too. ME 2 was dull.

I just found gun-game on my completely-spanish BLOPS game, and i kick some major ass. Im so fawkin awsum.

Of Orcs and Men is a pretty cool action-RPG game. Far Cry 2 is a fun game too, but requires you to be creative to get the most out of it. Fallout 3 GOTY and New Vegas will sink at least 60 hours each of your time and you will enjoy it. Dat Orange Box, you get Portal as well as the HL 2...

That... is a good question. Especially since Alyx almost gets killed because of on foot travel and she has some really important info on her memory stick. Now for my contribution. During the events of Portal the run around in the Aperture Science facilities, we see them as average size with...

I've got a few lined up... Fallout 3 with that alien expansion. FUCK THAT. Here i was, roaming the wasteland with Fawkes, having a good time which must have been so good it traveled back in time to the developers who thought "let's ruin this smug bastard's fun" and teleported me a spaceship...

I fisinshed BLOPS on my PS3 some days ago and i had a real blast, especially with my "Somethings got to hit" method of shooting. Everything was in spanish but that almost made it more fun. Tried my hand at the MP too and i that must have been the most enjoyable CoD MP i've played. They're good...

I love them shotguns, bang bang. Nothing is as satisfying as sprinting in under heavy fire and turn soldiers into acrobats or just pumping the entire volley into someones chest from 10 meters away. Also, captcha: "game is up" oh i am so using that as a one-liner.

Let's see, i need Stuntman 2, by Reflections, featuring splitscreen Stunt Arenas so me and my dad can do some reckless driving A Kane and Lynch sequel to dog days (nothing fancy, a low budget would do) BATTLEFRONT III, Mirror's Edge 2, A Medal Of Honor set in the korean war with...

Can't share your grief, GTA IV and its expansions are the best GTA games in my book. Shooting is fun, the atmosphere is wonderful (drive a boat outside hove beach in the sunset with Dominion blasting now or else) and the introduction of a physics engine means driving something ends up with me...

Medal of Honor Warchest, hot fucking dang. This was when i was a youngster without any game sites or magazines to browse through and no bootcamped mac to be able to have any sort of big libraries to choose from (or to buy stuff for a good price). Had saved up 500 kr (~?50) and was torn between...

Stuntman, best game ever and it has to have a HD version with co-op stunt arena.

Burned up a small army with White Phosphorus. It... it didn't look so horrible on the heat-vision camera... then there were the civvies stuck in a hole, all burned up. God damn it i didn't see them, they didn't show up on the heat vision!