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Russian revolution. Seriously, trains firing broadsides at each other across snowy steppes, sneaky sneaky espionage stealing guns ammo etc, that wonderful notion of public speaking as a gameplay mechanic, unending brutality, a minigame perhaps where you nail a white officer's epaulettes to his...

Couple more guns, tried to use more than one kind of stock. Top one is a double-barreled assault rifle with no sights of any kind, intended for the indiscriminate murderising of man, beast or inanimate object. Because fuck chairs. On a somewhat saner note, below that is a pepperbox revolver I...

Top one is a shotgun. Too big to be concealable and too small to be any use at long range, it's cheap enough to be useful Below that, lever action gun with a box magazine. Loads from the top (that little sliver of silver is supposed to be the ejection port). Third one is my revolving rifle...

It's an ungrouped hanguard for the M200 flipped around and rotated a bit.

accidental double post

Hooo-kay, been meaning to do this for a while. Top one's a percussion lock musket (The lock's cut off, dammnably), one below is a frankenstin-style hodgepodge of components masquerading as a lever-action rifle, one below that is a battle rifle of some description and the one at the bottom ended...

and again! what the hell!

"Oh stop it, the mafia doesn't take this kind og thing to heart" "Look, this has all been a big misunderstanding, let's just get around a table and..." "Monsters? That's the stuff of fairy tales!" "Brake fluid? What of it?" "Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once!"

Fallout: New Swindon, or Grand Theft Auto Sheffield.

Jak the precursor legacy. Saving the red sage I was moved to tears around the millionth attempt. Actual crying. Seriously, you needed timing slick as a greased stopwatch to avoid getting a faceful of laser-fire-blast thing.

Metro 2033: If you're in a room with a locked door on one side up some stairs in the library, look up and shoot the rope attached to the chanelier. Also, you can kill the librarians. Throwing knives to the head and pistol rounds will do it best. DO NOT use the shotgun. You also don't have to...

Playing Bioshock with a friend. We accidentally hit a big daddy we could ill afford to fight, so after a brief whirlwind of gunfire, explosions and "Oh shit!", we ran out into an open area to recoup and escape, at which point: "Oh SHIT! There's TWO OF THEM!" When in L4D all pretence had been...

Like how the African bloke in heroes says "The Parkman"

Same way as the old one actually >.> Erm, how's that?

Alright, how the deuce d'you get pictures off the new version into here?