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My parents are okay with it. My Dad was a master of Defender back in the day. He would turn the game to reset. He used to play Football and Racing Games with me, but he doesn't like to play First Person Shooters with me. My mom thinks I'm insane, but she still supports me.

Well then, it seems to be working. Thou enraged.

Thanks for sparing me the picture of Willy Wonka/Gene Wilder. I said, "I thought this forum was supposed to be mature" not, "This forum is supposed to be mature."

So much stupidity in that statement it is almost pathetic. All I got out of your post was, "I LISTEN TO A VARIETY OF METAL SO I AM PERFECT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS A FAG." I thought this forum was supposed to be mature.

I like it. It makes me feel awesome and important.

Am I the only one thought of Largo when they read the thread title? I guess I fall victim to this a little bit. I was walking around at school and I felt like I was was playing AC: Brotherhood in real life. I've looked at buildings thinking that they are perfect for Zombie defense. I...

Tomas Kalnoky is pretty awesome.

I agree. He also dipped Christians in wax and used them as candles for his parties. Sick fuck. inb4 Christians deserve it.

I think ska is an awesome genre of music.

You win the thread. I myself will have to go with...

I like the Austin Powers Trilogy...

None taken, but I would happily burn THEM. OT: Probably, The Great Gatsby. SO BORING and overrated.

I'm a scrawny white kid so I MUST not know how to defend myself in a fight. "Anime? You mean that cartoon porn shit?" I'm a Christian, so I MUST be a moral dinosaur who hates gays and other religions. I carry a knife and a zippo so I MUST be a arsonist/psychopath.

"Embrace the dork in yourself. Life is too short to be cool."

iknowthatfeelbro.jpg Seriously I know what you are going through. You are not alone.