Recent content by The Morpher

Sony, you fucked up. You fucked up bad. I can imagine their reaction to all this, though. "Huh, looks like someone's trying to enter our mainframe. Want to do something about that, Jeff?" "Eh, what's the worst that could happen?"

Just generally something new. Maybe something set in the Mass Effect universe, while not being Mass Effect, or something completely new.

Halo-Life - It stars Master Freeman (It's very hard to create a pun on both those character's names) as he fights his way through Black Mesa... as a genetically enhance physicist. He must also combat Headflood

I think the man upstairs is the Dice Lord, since he kind of chooses all the outcomes, it makes sense that he'd be in charge. This was epic, and I'm sad the series is over. It'd be cool to see something else from these guys, but it's probably not likely.

The zombie-things in The Darkness, and when I was younger (well, I'm 14, so not much younger) I was freaked out by the level in Rayman 2 where you go to the nightmare-land (I think that's what it was, right?)

I've done better rants, and I only put the word 'rant' up there because I thought people would think it was spam, if they just saw the title. Now that I think of it 'satire' would have been the right word to go for... Although admittedly it's pretty poor for my first real post...

My rule is: If no one else talks about them, they're unknown to everyone but me :P

I'm pretty sure 'Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' are fairly unheard of... they probably aren't, though...

1. Find things that most guys get erections over (porn, more porn, nuclear explosions) This will help set your standards as a company, that works for the people who will buy their games. Call of Duty, knew that most people were racists, who wanted to kill insurgents. 2. Throw some zombies...

Any kill using the Darkness in The Darkness :D

I might get the game, but why can't ValvE just release everything wanted in L4D2 as an update? The thing is, I preffered Bill, Louis, Francis and Zoey, and now we don't get to keep them!