Recent content by The Naked Emperor

HAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI&ob=av3e

It doesn't really matter whether or not they put more non-Escapist ads on the site. It might help, yes, but I think ad revenue is going to drop considerably-across the board, for every kind of site-as ad blockers get more popular. I'm not using one because I personally don't mind the ads on most...

Here's the thing: the cash auction house should not be in the game. One, it legitimizes something Blizzard has been railing against in their other games and it all but endorses Chinese gold selling. Two, it's selling power. Yes, these are items that are attainable in-game with enough time and...

On the one hand, trying to guard everyone's feelings is stupid. People will get offended. There will be conflict. Sometimes bluntness works best for resolving it. Bluntness, however, is not calling someone autistic. If it was my guild you'd be out on your ass the first time you'd say something...

So I'd have an army of Ganondorfs. Hell. Yes.

They've always been whiny, but their sound was at least somewhat unique when they first came on the scene. Now the only thing I can call them is generic. Generic, whiny, and lacking what little edge they did have. There's way better music out there.

This again? Some games are, some games aren't. A game that's more about the experience than the skill required to see it through leans more on the artistic side whereas something like Super Mario Bros. may have its backers but really isn't art so much as it is an exercise in timing and skill...

Personally I believe there are grey areas when it comes to piracy. Downloading a new game without paying for it deprives publishers and developers of the revenue they need to continue operating, but if you download something that's ten years old you're not hurting anybody for the most part. Say...

I'd go with Doraleus and Associates if it were currently running.

If it's an average but enjoyable game there's no reason to do more than the minimum. If I really love it I'll go 100%, but it's always one of those two.

I've always been a fan of the Zelda series. In my view, they're timeless in the way old Disney movies are. Yeah, the primary audience may be young, but they have a broad appeal. The gameplay is always very polished and while the main plotline is usually very predictable and cookie cutter...

Everything good knows when to end. South Park has been getting stale; the last time I enjoyed a whole season was probably 10. It's not just a matter of getting old, the quality has declined. It's no different than with series like The Simpsons or Family Guy-they hit their prime long ago and what...

Bob, if you're gonna do storylines this is how to do it. Loved the opening to this one; caught me totally off guard and got a few good chuckles out of me. Well done.

The whole point is to do thing the maker's never intended. Just watch one of the many TAS runs available on youtube.

God of War to a Nintendo console. I want Kratos in Super Smash Bros.