Recent content by The Rhyming Reviewer

Living under a rock, you may just have missed A game that's presumed on the GOTY list And like that, you'd assume that it's gonna be great, With a legion of fans you ought not to frustrate But I'm sorry to say, cause it sounds rather rough, But as a matter of fact, it's just not good enough. A...

In a lot of ways it's really like Doom, with pixel-art, ripping and tearing as well, But this one's set in a far future of gloom, And though it has demons they are not from hell.

BOOM BAM Kersplat-o, blim blam blast blammo stomp stamp and shred, all your enemies are dead. SHWING REV and crunch, grind guts for your lunch Bang clunk and tear, your organs I'll wear. SMASHY and SMASHY your trashed metal chassis, I'll stomp on your head once I've filled you with lead. GO...

I don't know this one, I've not played enough, Figuring it out has proved pretty tough.

That's the one, guessed again, I'll have to try harder, a more secretive game.

This one's a change from the usual pace from evisceration to running a place, while killing's no longer the name of the game, if your visitors die, you've noone else to blame. It's a sequel, to start with, and one you can see the customisation is greater, no hyperbole. There's a whole lot more...

Which Witcher is which? Which one? he replied. The Witcher which I like you cannot divide except by itself, unless you want half but the Witcher which I like cannot be denied.

There once was a game called The Witcher, whose players are all the more richer; on long games of gwent many hours I've spent Though I lose I am never a quitter.

You are right, you're the one, your guess is supreme but I think that the next one must be more extreme.

You're on the right track, but you've taken a turn so here is a tidbit to help you discern: think less of the beaches and more about "six" and there's lots of Spanish thrown in the mix.

Sun, sea and sand are the dreams of the many but in games guns and killing are both two-a-penny so what better way to reconcile each than a trip to an island and death on the beach. You start in the city but soon make your way to places remote and corpse-straddled bays; the heat from the sun...

Amnesia: The Bunker is the correct guess, you don't win a prize, but you win my respect.

If more clues you seek, I'll be glad to oblige There's a timeframe within which this review applies think of a game set before you were born with a deathtoll so great the whole world still mourns.

If, talking in rhyme, I may be so bold: Beasts, grime and darkness are tales often told of fear, isolation, all hinged on weakness; a character matched by environment's bleakness, slowness of movement; deliberate controls on these features survival experiences mould, where clicking and dragging...