Recent content by The Riff

I am not happy. I hate being singel at the moment. I feel like i am missing something. I would like to be in a relationship but, i am really picky with who i date which sucks and lowering my standards doesnt really work too well for me. I just cant do it. But then being singel have its perks...

- Get fitter and lose the belly gut and grow my muscles to level AWESOMERE - Be a better cook than i already am. - Stopp pressing that red button that is so irresistable to press - Move out and find my own place - Find a good job after my apprentice time has ended. - Ace the final exam...

Well fuck... I am Justin beiber... What have i done to deserve the loss of my testicles!?

In Oblivion i was un-beatable. I had so many health potions that i could constantly drip feed me while in combat and i had the maxed leveled chillrend sword that was fire enchanted during day and frost at night, it was beautiful, i also had 100 in one handed and heavy armor and was almost level...

I am not the only one then! YAY! Yeah i am pretty much the same if you also just push in relationship councilor.

I am very "undecicive" So i will either go for a Breton Spellsword (Mage/Warrior)focusing on sword and destructive magic and i will make a Dunmer Assassin/Rouge focusing on dual wield shortswords and bows, and i will make a pure Warrior Redguard with a sword and a shield

"Groovy" 10 points for the one who gets the referance.

Completing High mile club on veteran! I had to replay that mission that i know how to beat it now in my head as a step by step. It took me almost 3-4 hours replaying that and with breaks inbetween so that i didnt break the controler or the tv.

I doubt this is as good as Portal so a 10/10 is a bit much.

I hate Valve as in when the hell are they going to get around to finish Half life bloody episode 3 for christ sake! Hurry up i want to kick some combine and alien boobface ass!

I wonder whats next they are going to try to ruin. Probably games, "hmm, Games are going to be around so i think they need more Jesus so how about if every protagonist is a pastor and he shoots bibles to convert them"

Looks like i ate something really bad and got sick.

I would say Vodka preffered mixed with something. I also like wiskey, but only on a rare occation. I usually just hit the mixed drinks, beer or shots. I remember still that party where i shotguned a coffee mug with 69% vodka mixed with 80/20 with 45% - Not smart.

I would burn it. There can be so many accidents like you get really pissed at someone for something while you are drunk and you take it too far.

That was horrible. Just pure ear rape. I swear if that comes on the radio here in norway i will burn that radio. I got in like to the "Guest rap part". I may need to file charges of assault and rape.