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    Games that simply MUST be made

    Here's another... Blizzard should make their own multiplayer Monster Hunter rip-off using Titan/Overwatch assets. You're welcome Blizzard.
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    The Cyberpunk Mega Thread

    It honestly amazes me that the cyberpunk genre hasn't completely evaporated. It's redundant - simply by being alive, right now, you are officially playing the worlds most realistic cyberpunk game. I relay this message to you via the internet, a virtual space within which epic battles are...
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    Games that simply MUST be made

    Oh things are heating up, I like it... THIS Every time (which is rare these days) that I play a pencil and paper RPG; I sit there bored to tears, losing every trace of hope for humanity, as my so-called friends, unabashedly bare their inner psyche by rolling up power-fantasy...
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    Thread Topic - LGBT and Video Games

    I think it's absolutely fine for a videogame to include a character of any gender/race/species/sexual-orientation that the developers care to include. But that's probably where my proactive attitude towards the issue of LGBT begins and ends. My concern is when things like this virtually (if not...
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    Games that simply MUST be made

    I'll start the ball rolling; Multiplayer Starship bridge simulator (*cough* Artemis *cough*) FOR MOTHERF*****G OCCULUS. (Or you know, a VR system that isn't owned by creepbook) You know it's true, you know that such a game simply /i/has/i/ to be made and you know that, if done right, your...
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    Poll: Bayonetta 2: "Sexy" done right

    Who's to say what "sexy done right" even is? To me the notion of sexy is difficult to define, fleeting and subtle. To others it's double anal fisting all showered in piss and arse biscuits. Whatever, I am however, certain that nothing can be sexy when it has to conform to some kind of braying...
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    Official Says GTA V District Could Ruin Reputation of Real Town

    My name is Chet, I'm a billionaire philanthropist and I was all set to move to Hawick. I had big plans to transform the lives of everyone there. I was going to share my love and my wealth without prejudice. Thankfully, since playing GTA V, I've learned that the people of Hawick are drug abusing...
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    Jimquisition: Accepting the Isms

    If you have a cock and balls between your legs, you should remove them post haste! You poor emasculated apologist! /end ad hominem Consider how often men are brutalized and killed in video-games and movies. And not an eyelid blinks. When the victims are female, in most "entertainment...
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    One hand gaming

    There are a few peripherals out there that are designed to allow for one handed fap... Err "playing". This being one of them... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0kkhRMX2SU
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    Cube World: Joytokey Config

    Hi guys, Seeing as how the Picroma forums are down, I figured a good place to share this info would be the Escapist. In spite of Wollay's server woes, I've been lucky enough to obtain an alpha copy of Cube World and I've been playing with Joypad mappings for my old Playstation 2 controller...
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    Jimquisition: Accepting the Isms

    OK so that whole misogyny in Skyrim thing totally passed me by (ironically because I was playing Skyrim?) so I realize I'm going out on a limb here... Is it really sexist for a game set in a generic fantasy world (for "generic fantasy" read "The Dark Ages with dragons and magiks") to contain a...
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    Anonymous Seeks to Legalize DDoS Attacks

    I think the Anons raise an important point. While there may be crucial differences between a sit-in and a DDos attack, the idea of a virtual form of protest is a compelling one. Some dissenters mentioned that "if it's worth protesting, then it's worth protesting in person" [sic] but if turning...
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    Poll: The State of Minecraft

    I propose that this thread be burned in the Nether post haste.